I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
But, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
Because I can't control my bladder anymore

Well, I guess it all depends, undergarments (X2)

Step back into life
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess I don't have a care
Because there's not a load in my underwear

I'm sick of offending everyone I meet
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say

But, I guess it all depends, undergarments
Well, I guess it all depends, undergarments

Step back into life
No more soiled nights alone
Well, I guess that I don't have a care
If I don't a load in my underwear