the great burrito extortion case: LUCKIEST LOSER
Man, you're really one heck of a guy best friend since Jr. High you showed me Playboy for the very first time that was rad
We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the first row I pierced your ear right before the show we stole your brother's beer and he didn't know, whoa
Whoa, your new girlfriend is a son of a gun did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?)
That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion I know you know she used to be my girl you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb and did I mention that you both suck dot com? now your stuck with her like melincamp is stuck with cougar guess that makes me the luckiest loser
I met her at a kegger passed out in the yard getting in her pants wasn't really that hard 6 months later she crashed my car that was rad
She's got a glow from her spray on tan Marilyn Manson is her favorite band I really think she mite worship satan not a fan
Whoa, Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?)
That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion I know you know she used to be my girl you should run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb and did I mention that you both suck dot com? now she's stuck with you like a frat guy with a bad tattoo like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper guess that makes me the luckiest loser
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover you deserve each other A Lethal Weapon when you take her home to meet your mother she was a superstar backseat of my car those days are over now, but life goes on, yeah
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?) (just wanna get some?) Yeah
That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion I know you know she used to be my girl you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb and did I mention that you both suck dot com? now your stuck with her like melincamp is stuck with cougar like number two on a pooper scooper I guess that makes me the luckiest loser
That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion (luckiest loser) I know you know she used to be my girl (luckiest loser) you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb (luckiest loser) and did I mention that you both suck?
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