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 the great burrito extortion case: I'M GAY
(This fucking song is all personality)  (Dude, that's the shit!) 
  Well we've all heard about  how the guys in the band  Weren't the popular kids in school  And now you hate your parents  'cause of the way you turned out  But in the end the blame's on you 
  And we all sympathize with your torn-apart heart  And your really artistic worldly views  It sells records when you're sad these days  It's super cool to be mad these days 
  I think rock and roll is really funny  when it's serious 
  Don't hate us 'cause we're happy  Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful  Don't hate us if we make you smile  Or if we go the extra mile  To make someone feel better  on a really shitty day  And if you're hearing what I'm saying then  I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)  Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!) 
  Let's start a movement, let's start it right now  And if you don't know where to start  I can show you I'm your new team captain  Put your left hand over your heart  and repeat after me 
  It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual  It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual  Chris, Gary? You guys wanna join in?  (Yeah, buddy. Sure. Sorry Dude)  It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual  It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual  Very Nice. Very Nice. 
  Don't hate us 'cause we're happy  Don't hate us 'cause we're miserable  Don't hate us if we make you smile  Or if we go the extra mile  To make someone feel better on a really shitty day  And if you're hearing what I'm saying then  I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)  Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!) 
  That's right, ladies and gentleman!  Pick up the phone  'cause Bowling For Soup is on the line!  And you don't have to be sad anymore!  You don't have to be mad anymore!  We can all join hands and do ring around  the freaking rosie!  In fact, can we can get some "La la"s up in here? 
  It sells records when you're sad these days  It's super cool to be mad these days  I think rock and roll is really funny  When it's serious 
  Yo, where my "La la"s at! 
  La la-la la, la-la la-la  La la la la  La la-la la, la-la la-la  La la la la  La la-la la, la-la la-la  La la la la  La la-la la, la-la la-la  La la la la  La la-la la, la-la la-la 
  
	         
		 
	        
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