Yeah it was ten years in the making,
but they finally got to tour
I bought all their albums, i've got their sticker on my door
I didn't know this girl from -- she was with some guy named Stan
She drank Bud Ice from a can, and got her rocks off with the band

And she would sing to me
she's all over me
This girl is scarin me
Oh, yeah

When they call her silly girl, they were right on
Dirty sheets and sour grapes, she kept on dancing on and on
Just like so many girls, she just wants to go home with the band
Maybe if she makes us practice, one of us will hold her hand

Graduated art school, and she read of clockwork orange
She asked me if i had any drugs, and she laughed when i said no
She made a plea for a CD, and he thought that he might score
Next thing ya know her mind's on Hubert, he was passed out on the floor

And she would sing to me,
she's all over me
This girl is scarin me
Oh, yeah

When they call her silly girl, they were right on
Dirty sheets and sour graped, she kept dancing on and on
Just like so many girls, she just wants to go home with the band
Maybe if she makes us practice, one of us will hold her hand [x2]